snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

liquiddittyfloats:

who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere

flexed:

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

officialdogblog:

gonna watch some porn (≖‿≖  )

theysavedeachother:

s-assydamon:

#yes and the best scene to describe him is this #damon is a orange juice lover

morallydubiousprincess #damon is an orange juice and hard liquor for breakfast kind of man #and elena knows this #if they ever ended up living together damon would have this for breakfast every day #and elena would look on with her coffee and sigh #and then they’d end up making out on the kitchen counter because in my roommate AUs that happens #lots of kitchen sex #and the orange juice spills and damon doesn’t care as long as they’re kissing #but later he cleans it up and mourns his nice crystal orange juice decanter